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Discharge note · Ref 1ED10MSFTU

Diagnosis

Progressive Reply-All Trauma, poorly controlled

Classification MM-022.6

Intake summary

Presenting complaint
A reply-all incident
Onset
Saturday. It took the weekend too.
History
Every single week
Severity
6 of 10, Urgent
Aggravating factors
Standup · Reply-all

Secondary diagnoses

Noted · Not treated

  • Nocturnal Slack Vigilance Disorder

Clinical note

Patient was included on a thread of 340 recipients. Four of them replied "thanks". Patient has not recovered.

Invariable weekly recurrence. The condition keeps better time than the patient's calendar. Aggravators are occupational without exception. standup is the presenting irritant.

Requires monitoring. Do not leave patient alone with their inbox.

Prescription

  1. Write down what you actually did this week. You have done more than you think.
  2. It rained. You did not waste the weekend. The weekend was rained on.
  3. No email on the way in. The commute is the last neutral ground you have.

Follow-up

Review at next standup. Patient advised to sit near the door.

Dr. C. Beaumont

Senior Registrar, Standup Trauma

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Ref 1ED10MSFTU · Retain for your records

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The published statistics only describe the generator, because nothing anybody answers is kept. You can change that for this one note.

What exactly gets sent

Sent, and nothing else:

  • the complaint you ticked, and any others you added
  • when it started, and how often it happens
  • your severity rating
  • the aggravating factors you ticked
  • which ISO week it is, and no finer than the week

Not sent:

  • anything you typed in the last box: not in this row, either way
  • this note’s reference in readable form, or the link to it
  • your browser, your chart, or any account or session
  • nothing that lets one row be tied to another, or to you

Kept as one row holding those six answers together, which is what makes it possible to ask whether the people who rate a ten tick different factors from the people who rate a three. Nothing in the row identifies you and nothing links it to any other row.

The row is keyed by a one-way fingerprint of this note’s reference, which is what stops it being counted twice. The reference itself is not stored, and your address reaches the server the way it does for any request on the internet; we simply do not write it down. Anyone holding this link can recompute that key, which is why this can be undone.

Companies only, never colleagues. A name reaches the public board once 8 people have named it independently AND it matches an organisation in the global business register, so a person’s name cannot get there. It is never shown as your row.

Pressing it is the consent.